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You mean these women?

I wouldn't know. I'm immortal. Like Peter Pan or Christie Brinkley

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What are they teaching you in Canada?

I'm not judging you specifically. I'm judging men in general (and you).

The human race is doomed.

MEANIE! Watch a scary movie with me please. Don't be mean to me. *pouts*

PERHAPS. Probably not. I hate watching horror movies in theaters. It's way too intense.

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I am a fan of cute bongoes though.

I am not a fan of "blushing" bongoes.

Fuckin knew it.

Awww. I thought that was why you loved me. WHY DO YOU LOVE ME

my mind is the gutter, dude!

"St. Vincent has leaked"

Retroactive viewing of Good Burger

I hope he got that from watching Community and not from tumblr or something.

YOU BE YOU.

Washington buddy!