I wouldn't?

WELL THEN! I'M SORRY

The Soup?

Excellent choice.

If it helps, I'm 18.

SHUT UP! I'M ADORABLE!

THAT'S INSANE!

If you had a uterus, what would you name it and why do you believe that people liken it?

Do you believe that the "Oscar-award considered" film Waterworld was based on your life?

OH! I asked this question earlier this day and no one answered. I guess they're all too dumb to answer.

What is your preferred method of dying? I'm making a spreadsheet.

Can you see my picking my nose?

LOOK AT THE QUESTION MARK, FUUUUUL!

I don't know if you know this but… I'm not wearing any panties right now. Yep. There's not enough room in underwear to wear my usual 12 hour control diapers so I go commando… Sexy, right?

I love you too, snugglebear

Do you think you'll have the Ramirez case finished by 11:30? I really need a break from my stupid kids.

Oh, I will.

SHIT! DO THEY REALIZE THAT YOU HAVE FUCKING LIMITED MINUTES

Why do you sleep like that?

Why not? I didn't get to eat it before