Happy 40th Birthday, Narrator!

and then Dowd gave Her the D

Is it odd that I thought that Phil Dyess-Nugent was a woman for a long time? I thought that he was Phyllis.

shut up! i hate you

Yeppers. So you know how we have black-out in our living room? A week ago, the internet cable was still connected to the outlet in the living room, and not to the extension cord that we had set up. I noticed this but my mom said that that cord didn't go anywhere. She unplugged it and left it there to prove that it…

You mean the best.

"Va-jj"

By the way (sorry for quickly hijacking this thread), I do need to sleep early. But that's just because I'm sleepy.

I yelled "Ass-Cracked Bandit" at my non-Community-watching friends at lunch today. Later, they named me the most normal person of the group. Then, I proceeded to yell "Boom!" at all their faces.

Birthday for you, Quirky. Birthday for us all! Actually, no. They tell me that that's not how we're supposed to do it. Birthdays for just Quirky.

"It gets funnier and funnier."

Yes.

Don't forget your CZ-issued gun

I can read this.

I can't read this.

*reads "Birdie"* GARY! GARY! THERE I AM! LOOK

I only really know what half those words mean. Ya youngsters and ya street slang.

Well, that is what you signed up for when you carelessly decided to be born in Canada.

How about that I can never find it on the old rabbit ears box? Does it ever come on anymore? Every time I look, I don't see it.

It's the first video. It looks like the trailer, but it's not.