Hells yeah

"Salty" and "ass" are way too close together for my "taste."

YOUR FACE

Awwwwwwwwwww. Did you just call me weird?

Hi!

Oh. I think Doc is a bit younger than me too.

Doesn't mean he saw it.

I'm an illegitimate adult.

Yep. They're only slightly younger. I know Elbs' birthday is in April.

Not Elbs and not Polarbears. They were both born in 1996, but yes, at some point, Narrator will be the only minor left.

I'm a legal adult, everybody!

They're still 4 months away from unveiling their teleportation system.

CAT ATTACK! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAT! And I wish you many more birthdays

Half of the stuff is gross and the other half is… not gross….

or… OR I told someone that they were already dead. In that case, I can talk to dead people.

Hey! I'm pretty moral. The worst thing I've ever called someone was a "dodo bird." Well, the worst thing I've ever been caught saying. STILL COUNTS.

Sometimes I think about how immortal I probably am. Does that count?

I would never choose to be able to read minds. If anyone could read my mind, they wouldn't be able to look at me the same way again. I don't want to know the terrifying things other people think of.

Awww. I'm stpider. Whoa. The Stpehen-itis is spreading?

Are youse asleep? I guess you are asleep.