What was the size of the TV shoe? Was it big? Like…a really big shoe? A really big shew?

I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets
everywhere. Not like lime. Here lime is soft…and smooth.

Jaden Smith told to capitalise on Twitter, world is terrible place after he takes it literally.

I thought "VHS" was a new funky STD.

How else am I supposed to remember on a monthly basis that Jimi Hendrix is the #1 guitarist that will ever exist?

"What's your favorite Beatles album?"

Lando's not a dancer, he's a black guy.

Pretty sure it was a commenter here that said he's been extremely successful in making the public ignore the fact that his name is William Williams.

5150 cover, surely?
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Star Wars Episode VII: Verb of the Noun

Hang on…when is the UK getting the third series of Episodes? The first two were broadcast here before the US…strange.

Yeah I mean, weren't the main cast getting something like $1mil per episode for seasons 9 & 10? Thats $48mil right there, in two years. Before 40.

Episodes is fantastic. I love that Matt plays a rather over-exaggerated version of himself, and there are some pretty good references to the fact that he is not just Matt LeBlanc, but he's Joey too. One of my favorite parts was when he explains how he's got a garage full of Joey aftershave that didn't sell because it…

So many Bond films ruined by News at Ten! I missed a lot of eyebrow-raising, women-bedding, villain-killing 007 finales as a kid.

I suggest: feather touch

That's what they call Big Dumb Sex, if I remember correctly.

Well, yeah, but then Roland Barthes will slap you with his dick.

Because nobody can say "Earth" with a cigar in their mouth.

It was about the music more than the image. But yeah, they wore flannel and ripped up jeans to oppose spandex and sparkly chaps.

"Grunge no longer remotely matters to anyone or anything."