I get this and the Pixar short about the old man playing chess with himself mixed up all the time.

Star Trek First Contact was released in 1996, and predicted events for 2063. That's only 67 years in the future. An equivalent would be a movie from 1949 predicting now.

Is this the show co-hosted by the guy who got killed by the dandelion car on that episode of Pushing Daisies? Or is this the one with the guy from that Drew Carey show that's not the old guy?

but a Calzone? that sounds great about now

At this point, I think we are more likely to get an Allen Dean Foster adaption of seasons 5+ before this door stop of death gets published.