I'd like to point out an error in the headline, it should read "Police seize 5,000 Trump shaped AND colored ecstasy tablets."

Chins up Steve, now you no longer merely have to look like an unemployed alcoholic.

So what you're saying is he's in the leaked episode of Game of Thrones this week? MARK YOUR SPOILERS! /s

Oh good, now he can return to his real job—frightening crows off of crops.

I'm shocked Rush Limbaugh would be surprised that there could exist an extremely popular element of pop culture with hordes of fans that are unable to distinguish reality. Where ever would he face such a situation?!

God damn it, this is absolutely what will happen.

This narrative also works if you're like me and consider Stranger Things, House of Cards and Westworld to be more or less TV fast food in that they'll satisfy your hunger for a few fleeting moments, and seem like a great idea at the time but are ultimately empty calories.

Let me guess, the Cop was eating a turkey sandwich?

I think in some ways Varga probably accounted for the fact Emmit was a weak man. Up to this point he's been shown to have almost no backbone or potential for independent action. Even his grand gesture of trying to take control back ended with him knocked out cold. I think he assumed (and rightly) that if he left him…

Exactly, and in some ways I feel like that mystery aspect is sort of frightening. Of the two outcomes we're presented with, Varga's is definitely the worst, but there's almost that element of it being easier to swallow because there's a neatness to it. It makes sense depending upon a certain worldview. Same for Gloria…

The ending reminds me a lot of A Serious Man as well in that we don't truly see how it ends, but it evokes the random, yet seemingly capricious nature of the universe.

Unless the details are that he sexually harassed a grizzly bear, then I don't really care. Either way, I still hope only the worst for Bill O'Reilly.

I hope you warmed up before that stretch.

Any people who are dismissive of Eleanor Rigby are not my kind of people.

There was a period of time where I was aware of that Christmas Song and hated it (if you've ever worked in retail during the holidays it's inescapable) but hadn't made the connection that it was him. I'm not sure why, vocally it sounds like him, so I like to think my brain was trying to protect me from associating the…

You mean the second Andrew WK, right? Because we all know the original died, so that would be a pretty big story.

I don't want to put words in anyone's mouth or speak for anyone else, but I would venture to say that what you are arguing isn't that allegory isn't effective, but that there isn't enough representation outside of allegory. I thought about this as someone who definitely believes allegory can be a powerful means of…

Dolt 45.

My thought was that it was because ibuprofen wouldn't look suspicious on a toxicology report (that is assuming the Salamancas would even have one done, which is unlikely). I could also be completely wrong from a medical standpoint.

No, I love this sort of stuff. Thank you.