I can't believe I actually more or less knew what I was talking about.

Um, nothing! Eat more KFC!
*Nervously fumbles vial of deadly synthetic chemicals*

The actual way to make chicken is on a conveyor belt. With lots of synthetic chemicals, and chicken tasting byproduct, gleaned from the cells of fat Americans.

I don't always read AV Club. But when I do.
I come away happy.

Machinery, and work. It's awful. Fast Food, yo!

Part 1 ends with Thanos killing everyone, and part 2 is Squirrel Girl taking out Thanos in 5 minutes.

That's why I don't like anyone. Easy to cut them off.

Why limit yourself to the original trilogy? Or Star Wars? How about a supercut of every death, of all time, forever?

Well, there you go. She was on Jimmy Kimmel. Answered your own question.

That's quite excellent. I hope Jamie rode it. It just seems right.

Depends on the gender of course.

Oh yeah, that is true. The tiger just gave up. He figured 1 was full of medicine, one was too difficult to actually kill, 13 or so times over, and the other 2 were too pointless.

You would be killed by a tiger.

Car slaw wolda

She has like, 30 different regenerations. All with different shoes.

Only here for five minutes, right?

The artist formerly known as Clara.

They got to be interesting though. If they do more fairytales, you should be involved though. I mean, can you imagine unicorns in Doctor Who?

What they didn't show was the girl's long lasting addiction to sniffing fairy dust.

So, if the Doctor didn't get involved, then they still would've survived. Ultimately, no real tension. And also, he really just did nothing, for anyone really. I'm not going to say it was pointless, but at the same time….
Next week looks to be rightfully fan hitting however. Fan clogging in fact.