Noah Cross and Sister, Inc!

Racist!

In India, it's totally normal for people to buy water from trucks during a drought.

When a company has permission from the city to resell water from the hydrant located on it's property, it's not called stealing.

You know, an acquaintance of mine married a stripper/prostitute. When I asked him what in the hell he was thinking, he said, "think of all the affairs I can have now."

Why buy the water from a construction company that owns the land the hydrant is located on and has permission from the city to resell it?
Look, I can understand not liking Tom Selleck for using too much water during a drought and even the public shaming, but is it really necessary to spread lies in order to make him…

You know that he bought the water, right?

Sorry. Didn't mean to offend a proponent of a lifestyle that involves cheating on your wife with hookers.

Well, it's a free country so be an idiot. /ignore

No such thing as bad press.

There's a Crystal Ballroom in the Portland airport?

He was also the Lando stunt double.

Wasn't Khan south Asian?

I assume they saw the ecstatic reaction to that crappy trailer they released.

Corey Haim?

I wish I had so much free time that I could waste it watching something I didn't like, then have even more time to waste by logging in to a website, reading comments and bitching about it. Wait a minute, no I don't.

I hit the mute button and went straight to the comments 40 seconds into the video.

I think you are confusing the AVClub with the audience again.

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Or you could just go to a porn aggregator site.