The AVClub
a bunch of unlikable family members argue for 90 minutes and we're supposed to find their interactions darkly funny

You know, if you guys saran wrapped your keyboards before you jerked it, you wouldn't have so many problems with sticky keys.

Any excuse for the extendo arms?

You need a place to keep your wallet?

And as for the whole gang-bang scenario - It just couldn't happen.
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those
little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a
Smurf. What's the point of living… if you don't have a dick?

I have some reservations about the humor in this post.

They're not like any Injuns I ever seen, Jedediah.
Jedediah: That's because they're not Injuns, woman. They're Jews!

War were declared.

In soviet New Zealand, rock star sleeps with ewe!

Velcoro, I want your mustache and gun on my desk.

I call the big one "Bitey".

Ha. I call Velcoro that during the beatdown scenes.

A list and hashtags. Bravo.

Go on…

I think anyone who has gotten this far in True Detective but hasn't finished GoT yet deserves to be spoiled.

And the portions are small, too!

I thought she was starting to sound like a 10 year old in this episode.

Moe Howard *pokes Fart Garfunkel in the eyes*

How about a bludgeon?

The blueballs of the heart line had me laughing my ass off. I'm pretty sure Pizzolatto is writing some of these strictly for comic relief.