Peter's Principle

Didn't even bother to read the review on this one.

A Breitbarter says douchebros like Puddy are cool. I stand corrected.

A grammar Nazi and Horsefellow? It must be 2010 week on the AVCluib.

Excessive chafing.

Stop trying to make Ghostbusters a thing, AVCluib.

As a connoisseur of railing, I would give it to that MILF 9 times out of 10.

Behind every great man is a great woman…with a whip.

It worked for Matt Groening.

He would have won if half of Americans didn't believe Saddam was behind 9/11, WMDs, etc.

What is the tea party's take on the troops? I thought they were isolationists who who believed that military adventures abroad were a waste of tax dollars.

I've always assumed campaign donations go into a slush fund. The super pacs just up the ante and add another level of smoke and mirrors.

What you don't understand is that McCain is on the outs with Trump's wing of the Republican party, so smearing a war veteran is less important to his base than shitting on an opponent who doesn't toe the line of their orthodoxy.

I thought Trump's whole scheme was to get a bunch of money donated to his super pac and then transfer it all into his pocket, living high off the hog on his campaign warchest the entire time. I'm sure his accountants and lawyers showed him how the scam works, just like splitting off businesses and letting them go…

I don't give a fuck!
Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it.

Gore got stuck under the shadow of Clinton's impeachment. I knew he was going to lose when I went into the grocery store and saw the four top contenders' pictures on the cover of Time. Bush looked all presidential and shit while the picture of Gore was taken from below with the emphasis on his snaggle teeth. Looked…

His wife is starting to sound like a ten year old.

I thought the real stinker was Dixon: "He was a portly man, smelled like bourbon…flatulent too."

Did anyone get a strong Henry Rollins vibe from Farrell today? I think it was the shave and the bugeyes. It's like he had to turn over his badge, gun, city issued housing and moustache when he quit the force.

I laughed out loud at "blueballs in your heart". I'm certain that Pizzolatto is writing these gems strictly for comic relief.