Ayatollah Colm Meaney was more animal than man!

It's because her name sounds like earwig.

You didn't read the last paragraph, did you?

I think he's lost his tenuous grip on reality and has descended into outright cartoonery.

Speaking of controversial directors, what's your take on Polanski's position on this list?

[insert incest slur here]

Fuck the AVClub for censoring my account.

I always imagined that dude was totally hungover that morning until he decided to add some whiskey to his oatmeal and then he started doing the running man.

Portmanteau?

Happiness is a warm gun. Bang, bang. Shoot, shoot.

"You know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on super heroes' sex organs."

Janie's got a gun, in her pants.

You're talkin' about Vigo, the master of evil
Try to battle my boys? That's not legal

R+L=E

Open letter to Luke Wilson: http://www.steelydan.com/he…
Oddly enough, Owen tried to "commit suicide" within a year of that letter being sent.

Dear Amy,
No TV and no beer make Homer something something…

I've got adblock on. Is there anything for an Alpha Romeo?

"Literally the least funny thing I have ever seen in my life" - Tom Scharpling
I've always wondered where the slidewhistle meme came from.

There was an article about how her advice column got pranked by someone describing Johnny from The Room. It makes sense that she would want to figure out what it was all about and the AVClub seems like a good source of info. Also, she was probably trying to mine for some humor because she used the anecdote for "Bluff…

Of course, she read the quote to make me sound like a sarcastic whiner when I was, in fact, being sincere. We've developed a reputation for being snarky and mean. Thanks, jerk-asses!