You know, I may be the first person to say this who doesn’t work at a bakery, but Joey Fatone is making me rich!

Any reason the header image is a girl making out with a dog?

Not Lenny!

Yeah, except I don't have a creep like Mark Zuckerberg recording every minute detail of my life for all eternity.

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I regularly send people links to shit I think is interesting. I assume they all think I'm insane. I also use it to exchange pics with members of my family.

"Don't worry. They can always give Leonard Pierce another chance."

You get better mileage without the front plate.

But enough about my sex life.

Toetally blew me away. I'm head over heels.

Dave Foley does make for a very attractive woman.

What's your take on her daughter, Isabella Rossellini?

Detecting user name/avatar dissonance.

This was my impression: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

So 2 hours of grinding?

You still hand-crank to a replicated Doogie Howser?

Oh, you have many question Mr. Sparkle. I send you premium, answer question 100%.

Given the date and cleaning products, some kind of steel wool type scrubber seemed like the obvious choice. Throw in the etymology and it's a piece of cake.

But cats.

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