Cat butts?

I'm gonna build my own bus to Reno… with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the bus to Reno and the blackjack!

Lécher? Je ne sais pas ici.

Lick 'er, I hardly know 'er!

Just tell us what you really think, no need to sugar coat it.

In that case, sir, may I advise against eating the clam chowder?

They're gonna need a big budget to produce a documentary… with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the documentary!

Well, it's not quite a fire and not quite a fly…so to answer your question, I don't know.

I wasn't going to upvote that, so you can have mine.

Piz=Riley-the Initiative

Childrens Hospital wants to have a few words with you.

sidenote: stout and porter are the same thing.

What, you mean the guy they talked about for that entire scene?

Ha ha. And they called me a sucker when I invested in all those tarps and duct tape.

Yeah, what's the deal with Latinos constantly being portrayed as gay, pregnant, working class, protestors, and state police officers?

Maybe I read one of her comment wrong, but she clearly stated that she didn't even watch the show and was just copying what other people had said. I don't understand why there is such a concerted effort to convince me not to like this show.

I don't understand why no one ever shoots for the tires during a getaway.

O'Bannon lighting up those would be assassins while "Danny Boy" was playing on the victrola was a million times better than that scene.
Edit: scratch that, a billion times better

"This show is terrible, not to mention such small portions."

It's like I said, pulp not literature.