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Reasonable response.

The Tooth!

I'll be your huckleberry.

*throttles War Bastard*

Wait, are you saying that fast food and junk food aren't such integral parts of pop culture that we require at least three articles a week?

I don't know, it sounds like it will cut into my time spent making snarky comments on the AVClub.

I read somewhere recently that lesbians make more money than straight women.

*points to one fedora*
See? Men are all pigs!

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead.

The AVClub
SHIT NERDS APPLAUDED AT THIS WEEKEND

Crop dusting and nerd convention are two phrases I don't want to hear in the same sentence.

It's got it's place. You find a pizzeria with good sauce, good cheese, and good dough. It takes a few minutes to heat it up in the oven, so you're in and out. You fold it in half and you're on your way to the place you gotta be. The bada bing, bada boom is optional.

Yeah, but if you add in all the constipation, eating that much cheese will save you about 50 bucks in toilet paper.

Sean O'Neal is worth his weight in gold!

"The Oscar's Best and Blurst Dressed Celebrities"? You stupid monkey!

“The beet is the most intense of vegetables. The radish, admittedly, is more feverish, but the fire of the radish is a cold fire, the fire of discontent not of passion. Tomatoes are lusty enough, yet there runs through tomatoes an undercurrent of frivolity. Beets are deadly serious.

Icepick?