Said the guy who posts on Breitbart.

It's not the population that overusing the water. I think it breaks down to 10% urban use, 40% agriculture, and the rest flows into the ocean from rivers. Farming is a massive multibillion dollar industry in California and allows the eastern half of the country to eat fresh vegetables in the winter and the rest of the…

“He who controls the spice controls the universe.”

Well, there is something like 50 thousand acres of avocado being farmed in California, most of which legally use water. If anything, Selleck's avocados should rate higher for water usage because, in addition to producing a foodstuff that many enjoy, they also provide natural beauty for Selleck and the people in his…

Is libel a valid aspect of shaming?

Why does Leslie Jones, the largest ghostbuster, not simply eat the other four?

This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story.

First, you don't know his prior record. Second, part of the punishment and attending press is make an example out of him to discourage further theft. Fuck, grand theft auto will get you some serious time and what he stole was worth way more than a car. What kind of punishment do you suggest for destroying thousands of…

And yet, you think they shouldn't be punished for it.

*gives Scrawler a nice, warm upvote*

Every time I'm emptying my bowels on your porch, I'm lighting a paper bag on fire.

B.O.?

Nah, I heard he's been getting his water from his municipality up until this year.

Or he could own a well.

Every time I shoot Forever Dada, I'm on my porch with a shotgun.

Every time I get my oil changed, I'm under my truck with an oilpan.

From what I understand, the truck was owned by the construction company that owned the property where the hydrant was located. I assume Selleck called around looking for water to save his trees because his municipality wouldn't give him any. Some guys were probably like, "yeah we can gets you some water", and he was…

What I don't understand is that he only spends a few minutes talking each show. He introduces the various acts and then somebody else does the story. Then he comes back in and does a Torey Malatia joke and the show is over.

I heard someone on here describe him as smug. I don't even know what that word means except as a signifier that the person using it is almost always a hate filled asshole.

fun fact: Philip Glass is his cousin.