Can't talk, gaybaitin'.

Look out, Freeman's mustache has gained sentience!

so if someone breaks into my house and steals a bunch of shit while I'm out of town, they shouldn't go to jail because they didn't "harm or endanger my security of person"?

I only wipe my ass with vinyl.

Exactly.

Sorry, I've already erased everything in thread from memory banks.

Yup, the math checks out on this one, too.

Thank God I have no fucking idea what you are talking about.

Barbie+Barbie's sister+Ken=Awesome
Yup, the math checks out.

Hahaha… What a story, pcgamer688!

Helicarrier.

It's weird because I've been going through NewsRadio and Seinfeld episodes recently, and there is a shit ton of smoking going on there. Kind of wonder why these two shows are being targeted.

I am sure every car salesman has heard of ignition timing, just like every manager at a cybersecurity company has heard of a rootkit. If a mechanic told a salesman there was a problem with the car's timing, he'd ask if the mechanic could fix it and how long it would take, rather than standing there like a…

Time to call in the Detectorists.

It's nice to see Bob Saget and Adam Goldberg are still getting work.

GJI is a fartbreaker.

*throttles AncientShenanigan*

Raising healthy kids: just not worth it.

Freudian slip.

Dude in that video looked like he wanted to get on board of a class action lawsuit so he could score some meth money.