The thing I never understood about raising kids is that they are going through this vital period of growth and development, so it's become a tradition for parents to feed them the cheapest, lowest quality shit available.

Well, yeah, a car salesman isn't a mechanic, but I would expect him to know what a flat tire is.

Heyyy, this is Homer Simpson saying howdy to all the girls out there in radio land.

Making one of your characters look like an idiot because you assume your audience are idiots is always a bad idea.

Yeah, I'm thinking red herring.

Swedish, to give the show a little Girl With the Dragon Tattoo flavor.

I figure a lot of people are going to be bingeing this when hear about it a couple of months from now.

What was that "sacred bond" comment all about?

I'll have to go back and check it out, but there is no way they can lift the debt destruction plot and the Tyler Durden character from Fight Club.

I'm giving the rewrite job to Hard Harry from Pump up the Volume. Oh, wait, you said less immature.

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edit: techinically, iZombie is my favorite new show of the year, but whatever.

According to the show, we are a figment of Elliot's imagination.

Fuck the AVClub for censoring my account.

Wasn't Slater harassing numerous people and giving orders to lackeys in the first episode?

I think it's an hilarious conceit that everyone refers to it as Evil Corp. Just in case you start to taking things too seriously, somebody mentions that name to bring the show back down to earth.

Any reason my two favorite new shows of the year both feature copious gay sex and cigarette smoking?

*purses lips, rolls eyes up and shakes head back and forth*

Isn't that whats good for the goose is good for the gander?

Ha ha. Last night, I asked on "What's on Tonight" how long it would be before the humorless scolds from the Dissolve would show up here. The answer: 14 hours.

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