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What are your feelings on puppet snuff movies?

With their complicated shoes!

La Pipe, Cmndr_X, and Shrike theAvatar are all still active. Not to mention all of those unregistered assholes who switch avatars once a year.
*darts eyes around nervously, deletes account*

He must work there or something.

mello yello enthusiast could write a biracial voyeurism gag that would really make you think.

Gas got so cheap, they had to quit fracking last year.

I thought Lego was the plural?

I don't think either of those things are possible.

*Spike Lee angrily telegraphs Dr Zoidberg's home address*

Well, when people accuse you of being a racist stalker, simply because you have an opposing opinion, you might feel differently.

Except that I'm not following him around. I've called him out twice in the last six months. Besides lying about me being a racist, he's been lying about being stalked. You will notice that he replied to my post on this thread.

*joins congo line, gets stabbed*

He was a salad?

But then how will Lego continue to be profitable?

Quick, Bort to the rescue!

Spoiler Alert!

Nah, you're fine. It's just that I made a very similar joke nine months ago without the required parenthesized apology and Bort has been using it as a means of discrediting any complaint I may have of his commenting style.

I enjoyed the concept of a dystopian future where the loss of cheap energy along with the effects of global warming caused humanity to be forced into densely populated urban areas where the main form of escapism was virtual reality.

[fart]
edit: let's tally up the Bort score
call me a racist for an ironic joke from six months ago: Check
accuse me of stalking after replying to my post: Check
accuse me of editing: Check
not give proof of any of this: Check