GG: But enough about my pubic hair…

I think the experiment has gone wrong and he's started to exhibit some of the Haley Joel Osment phenotype.

I find it interesting that your answer to criticism of your posts is to make up wholesale lies about me. Have you tried getting your diaper changed(note: I am not saying that you suffer from incontinence, but rather that you are an immature jerk)? Man, you are so fucking vain.

Yeah, fuck those kids who are obsessed with popular culture

No, you just like to call me a racist(for making that same exact joke) and falsely accuse me of stalking whenever you feel criticized rather than making any attempt at self examination.

You're right, jokes are much funnier when you have to explain in parenthesis that they are ironic because of people like you making false accusations.

Quick, Bort, save us all and call this guy a racist!

*forces cheese covered shoe down Jose Peterson's throat, massages grandmother*

The AVClub

Any word on that Mind MGMT movie?

D'oh!
*throttles daveshayne*

Now I am imagining a hairless dog covered by whatever that thing is on Trump's head.

W.H.A.T.M.A.K.E.S.Y.O.U.S.A.Y.T.H.A.T?

That it will be worse than the Cumbersnatch's "H.O.U.N.D. of the Baskervilles"?

Plus, it gets pricey when each band member has his own personal tour bus and retinue.

The members of the Grateful Dead are renowned for their hatred…no wait, I meant AVClub commenters.

Still doesn't make sense.

It wasn't the storylines that made the show funny, it was the jokes. Although shit storylines don't help.

Is that French for body odor?

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