I thought he smelled like Otto's jacket.

counterpoint: the guy is a millionaire shill for a multinational corporation that sells a shitty product and pays its workers less than a living wage, so it's no wonder people don't have any qualms about dragging his name through the mud. Karma is a bitch.

OJ is in jail and Zimmerman's life is ruined. The system works!

Although I have yet to figure out a surefire way to keep them from cutting the sub in half.

"Free Byrd"
-Lynyrd Skynyrd

Learn to Spell, Internet Ynternet!

"detained" "child pornography raid"

Dead Alive and Meet the Feebles.

*suplexes Rob Payne*

That explains why I am being detained by the FBI after getting raided for child porn. That's what they do to people who employ pedophiles, right?

No, I mean it looks like they took a belt sander to her cheekbones. She used to have a cute rounded face on Seinfeld and now she looks like she's in the uncanny valley.

Again, too much sugar in the bread. I don't like feeling hungry after I eat something.

ElDan?

By being found innocent in a court of law?

Sean O'Neal‏@seanoneal 6 Sep 2013
.@SUBWAY Can't believe they'd joke about the thousands of people who lost their lives working for Subway

My buddy made manager at Subway when he was 17. He used to mix the tuna fish with his feet.

I'm pretty hyped on Which Wich. They've got pesto, actual avocado(not disgusting premade "guac"), and hummus. Only problem is that there's too much sugar in the bread. As a vegetarian, I don't know about their meat quality, which is probably the top concern for most sandwich eaters.

What the fuck happened to Julia Louis-Dreyfus?

*suspiciously eyes the entire commentariot*

Ha ha. What a story, SpaceCop.