I don't even know anymore.

[fart]

Why you little…
*throttles GTMP*

Duh, what's sarcasm?

Reposted Random Simpsons Quote

Shhh…no man, I said that I wish I had some 'ludes.
*winks*

Kind of sexist to assume it was a female stenographer.

I think you missed that part where he admitted under oath that he drugged women.

Somebody thaw O'Neal's carbonite. There's snark abrewin': http://bigstory.ap.org/arti…

DENTAL PLAN!

It can be three things.

More counterpoints: http://gawker.com/heres-wha…

Counterpoint: Judd Apatow

*tents fingers*
"Exactly"

Hey, I offered to meet up for a drink at Simon's this weekend and you gave me the cold shoulder. I really am curious to see how big and ugly you are IRL.

*loads up shotgun*
Time to put GJI out of its misery.

Distubingly enough, I thought of Ricky Coogin as soon as I saw this article.

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Marvel Universe-the T-shirt, Marvel Universe-the Coloring Book, Marvel Universe-the Lunch box, Marvel Universe-the Breakfast Cereal, Marvel Universe-the Flame Thrower.

"Unmanning" oneself seems like a strange turn of phrase.