You suck McBain!

Nobody likes a bragger…except, of course, me.

You had me until that last part.

Joe Buck?

I knew it!

I don't see how he's going to make it on the AVClub with chops like that.

I thought his asshole brother lived in Florida.

Yes.

Can someone dig up the old Xamot and Tomax gimmick account?

Now I am imagining a gun that shoots a load of hundreds of bullets at once.

I always enjoy when someone points how little they care about something by firsting on a comment board, then coming back hours later to read a bunch of comments and post halfway down the page.

Manicotti or GTFO!

Your half ass under-experimenting was better than your half ass over-experimenting.

*starts slicing garlic cloves with a razorblade*

Meet the rest of the gang. Here's Johnny Rags, Joey the Beard, Vinny Testaverde, and the Mario brothers.

Baby wants to fuck!

I assumed it was Gentle Herpes.

Here's a couple of links to the stories the Atlantic published: http://www.theatlantic.com/…
http://www.theatlantic.com/…

Hey, a conviction for a false confession is still a conviction.

I liked him on Scrubs.