You stay classy, The Bishop.

Here's a hint for navigating the internet: when the poster is named Snidely Q. Dooshbaghe, their comments are not to be taken seriously. Hmmph.

Wait a minute, you aren't jacking it under a desk right now?

Nah, these new questions are just complete puffball shite. The last batch was good, but they had to bland it up.

So the Twin Pines Mall became the Lone Pine Mall because Marty crashed the DeLorean into one of them?

Your mother's hoo-hah?

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Cut off all so-called"healthy' social contact

It's Simpsons avatars all the way down.

That escalated quickly.

♪ ♫ Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)

My dream is punching Shia LaBeouf in the face.

I haven't seen it. All the buzz seems to say it's a great action flick, but is there anything more to it? I'm burned out on braindead summer blockbusters. Also, the name "Doof Warrior" makes me think it was written by a third grader. The spray paint in the mouth makes me think it was a retarded third grader. These…

Well, now I know why I come here for the jokes. 80% of what AVClubbers like is complete shite.

*shudders*

I never said you did.

Oh no, my brains.

Nah, I'll just have a Pepsi Free.

And where's my tab?

"Eminem is an asshole."

My impression is that smug means that you are satisfied when you don't deserve to be. Pretty much the same as arrogant. When someone says that Garrison Keillor doesn't deserve to be satisfied by the fact that he has produced a very uniquely popular show that is heard on hundreds of radio stations across the country,…