No

Is Lost supposed to be good?

Baldwin? More like Baldlose, amirite?

Chains and whips.

It's the wrong one because it blocks the Taboola ads? If the AVClub didn't use such shitty and annoying ads, I wouldn't have to block them.

[farts]

I am pissed that adblock considers Taboola unobtrusive ads as they clearly are not. If you go into adblock filter options and unclick "allow nonobtrusive blah blah blah" it nixes them. Fucking clickbaity trash right on top of the comments.

Yes, but your mother is used to constant disappointment by now.

I'd like a graham cracker.

A certificate of deposit pays at rate of 1.25%. I don't think you can call something a flop unless it loses money. Stop complaining about making a 90 million dollar profit, you sound like an ass.

Still made 90 million. Unless they spent that on advertising.

That's what she said.

It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one.

"My neighbor came over who is 35 years old and still doesn't know how to…fuck.. so he…asks me…to…slip over my head, and then he hangs in closet still tied. I think I've done this 15 times in 2 months. Anyway…I kept shouting…and admittedly I was on a roll and he kept saying 'You should go on this, you should go on…

Burn After Reading the Opening Credits

Sofa King! Good!

What I can't understand is how a movie that grosses 264 million worldwide is considered a flop. On the other hand, those three paragraphs Nabin wrote about drinking urine are pure gold.

"If you fill it, they will come."

I saw Burn After Reading solo. After the first few minutes, I realized I was the only person in the theatre and smoked a big, fat joint.

*shudders*