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Not if you keep eating all the leftovers off the plates. Have some self respect!

Dinner Rush was good.

Smoke breaks over. Get off your phone and get back to work!

They say this cat is a bad mutha-
Shut your mouth.
But I'm talkin about Fuqua?
Then we can dig it.

Yeah, but Bat Boy: The Musical happened on his watch.

So, no answer, then.

KRAMER: Uh, Headso…uh…The Denogginizer…Son of dad.

How do you make a doubledecker shit sandwich without two pieces of shit?

Now that's just mean. Strawmen have feeling too!

Out of curiosity, what percentage of men do you think are the assholes that you describe?

Personally, I can't stand first person shooters. I just don't see the appeal of being a disembodied penis floating around and shooting stuff.

Sounds like some crappy flavor of Mountain Dew.

*opens "Madam Panhandler" gimmick account*

I think all this press will help them get ahead in the polls.

Ewww!

Loose Seal!!!