Question #1: What's it like to have your ballsack ruined the same way you ruined the Simpsons?
*kicks Al Jean in the nards*

All I could think about while I was skipping over the 4 non blondes song was this: http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Magnum, B.O.?

See, on this particular Tuesday you could've watched six hours of Lucy. There's I Love Lucy, The Lucy Show, Here's Lucy!

And the glitter budget is shot, too.

Why does Maron look like he's trying to jam himself into that photo?

I was just thinking about a plate of shrimp.

What about life ruining AVClub comments?

Be sure not to make any jokes about Jeb's private server or deleted emails.

Why you little…
*throttles TJ Truffleberry*

Hey, how did you know about Earl!

My buddy made manager at a Subway when he was 16. He used to mix the tuna with his feet.

No, I'm not. I'm teaching you about rap music.

Don't do what Diddy Don't does? They could've made this clearer.

My friend's brother did the stunts for the 2002 Spider-man. He was an Olympic diver before moving to LA.

Nobody will think I'm Superman if I put on some glasses and act like a nerd.

Of, Dikachu, you get loads of nerds.

You might be the authority on this. Who is the nerdiest superhero?

*calls Chris Hansen*