You have to have a boat guy.

The mere fact you call it that…

How are rich people going to create jobs if they can't hoard money or invest it in stock bubbles?

Make it Snoopy and Prickly Pete and I'll take you out to my summer house in the Hamptons.

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Here's how you do it: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Backseat drivers, amirite?

I don't know. The way Velcro was sucking down that Black Label, PoisonCup's post stands.

I'm ready for a reboot of the character: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Hey, you guys, 4chan is over there.

Grimm?

Ugh, these pun threads are hairable.

House of Cosbys, fuck yeah!

*goes into The Californians schtick*

I think it's purposeful. He excels when it comes to thuggery plotted out in backrooms, but lacks the skills Caspare had for putting together big deals.

This is it.
*pulls down pants*

Yes, now I am all out of BORT license plates.

I heard that when she was in Harvard she smoked weed everyday, cheated on every test and snorted all the yay.

Methadone acting?

After seeing that movie, by buddy assumed he was an Arab because of all the flies(note: my buddy is Jewish).