*runs, trampling other commenters, to post "my thoughts are with his/her family" firstie for every obit*

Betty Ford Clinic?

This has got to be the best episode for signage in Simpson's history.
"Trade in food stamps for lottery tickets" etc.

I think posting 22 thousand comments on the AVClub counts as an accomplishment…of sorts.

Last time I was there, somebody ripped off my license plate and peed on my door handle.

I think they should go the Dr. Who route and just pick and choose the good episodes, otherwise this place is going to turn into SNPP.

Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" not understand the basic concept of ironic humor.

I had to use the bathroom on trip to NYC, so I walked up to St. Patrick's Cathedral and asked the priest at the door if they had a restroom. He told me to get lost. I ended up going to a Barnes and Noble and totally took a book with me into the bathroom. Not being an idiot, I left it in the stall. Years later, I saw…

Way to jinx them, Paddy.

The AVClub
When I grow up, I want to be in the Betty Ford Center.

Nobody likes a bragger. Except, of course, me.

You mean gay orgies? Btw, does anyone else get a strong More Than Human/Mind MGMT vibe from this show?

Um, tell us about your pop-culture weekend is over there.

What's the catch?

Free advertising.

Filming sexual acts for money and fame?

Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Diva!

I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

You have no idea how much shit I get at hipster bars for wearing New Balance, khakis and polo shirts. Still beats going to douchebag bars.

You should have gotten suspicious when you found out your doctor's name was Caligula.