*looks at troll bait, walks away*

He turned a basic plot point into something noteworthy. Gotta love Bay Area freaks.

He was just so earnest about it and full of energy.

I've stopped peeling carrots and potatoes too, just rinse and cut the eyes out. I haven't had any problems with harmful bacteria, I figure I'm inhaling pounds of dust every year, which is basically dirt. Might even be some beneficial bacteria in there, too. Besides, I haven't taken antibiotics in decades and my gut…

Am I the only one who thinks Bug was hilarious. I was laughing my ass off.

That "Teenage Wasteland" cover was great, ukelele notwithstanding.

Ewwww, girls!

Why does "played grabass with my friend who was a girl" sound so strange to my ears?

Serious question here. Are we supposed to be peeling ginger root? I stopped doing that and the only difference I can tell is that I save about five minutes when I'm cooking with ginger.

You're not the prawn of my loins, your mother's a bloody liar! That's what I liked about her!

What's the point of being a satanic illuminati if can't get any credit?

I think the Cards' fanbase is a huge part of their success. Okay, it helps that best people want to play for a winning team and a top notch farm system is key, but the players having such a dense fanbase really love and respect them to an almost obsessive point, a full ballpark, and a good place to live creates a…

*injects steroids*

You seem pleasant.

Sorry, I put this computer together myself. I'm not a luddite.
Not eating processed crap isn't about "fighting power", but trying to live a healthy and happy life.

Narrator: The pirate Yellowbeard captured many other galleons, killing over five-hundred men in cold blood. He would tear the captains hearts out and swallow them whole, often forcing his victims to eat their own lips. He was caught and imprisoned… for tax evasion.

[farts]

My doctor told me that all soda is poison. The carbonic acid dissolves the enamel on your teeth, the phosphoric acid in cola leaches calcium from your bones and the absurd glycemic index causes obesity, inflammation and diabetes. And if you are trying to tell me that some garbage food processed cookie has anything on…

For you, samsara.

Exactly.