I'm talking about objective reality. Sure, you see an ad and try it, fine. Generally speaking, products with big advertising budgets are designed to be profitable: mass produced, cheapest possible ingredients, etc with the emphasis placed on distribution, shelf life and other bullshit. They almost always pale in…

I find liking the Coneheads movie to be even more disturbing.

Well, you could simply edit it and make me look like a nutcase.

Shitty fast food and stoner comedies? I can't imagine a sober person eating White Castle.

Speak up, I can't hear you!

"I have no medical evidence to back me up, but something happened during the operation that staved off that infection. Something beyond science. Something perhaps from above…"
"Mint?"
"Those can be very refreshing."

What good is pantry stocked with FOOD if you don't have any BEER?

No offense, but this kind of bullshit really gets my goat. It's proof that humanity consists mostly of fools living in a fantasy. Rather than experiencing the world and becoming aware of objective reality, people take the word of some ad wizard hucksters and believe something is good because their lizard brain sees it…

I'm calling bullshit on Yellowbeard.

O'Doyle rules!

A real hero would have not hit the birds. I do that every day.

I mean, how long did the whole thing last? Take off, hit some birds, crash in the river. So like 3 minutes of action plus 90 minutes of boarding and taxiing?

Tina Fey used Queef Latina in a opening monologue gag.

“I always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a snake…which I also keep handy.”

Dio är död.

Do you think it's possible that Viacom makes more money by having shows that skewer conservatives during an election cycle fail?

This martini is shithouse, it should be a lot colder.
Hey bartender, you're a сunt:
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The "friends" is supposed to be in quotes.

She actually sued her nephew over the name and lost. Andrew was her lawyer in the case. What a tool.

So that's how they came up with C-.