Xhair.

I heard that if you rub a mohel's valise, it turns into a suitcase.

I'm waiting for the porn parody Kneel Gayman's American Wads.

Next up: a kickstarter for the new Spiderman movie.

Bad Neighbor

Well, you see, disqus_F3dme7ZCKO, when a man with a heart condition loves a woman very much…

And you are as useful as an unsuccessful troll. Tell you corporate overlords I say hi.

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Nope, I'm a soulless troll working for a corporation, pretending to be a farmer.

Cats and birds mating together?

Yup, up your mothers сunt.

Because you would all go out of business without roundup, fucking monsanto shill.

Always choose the side of the soulless corporations run by sociopaths over highly influential and talented artists.
BTW, can I interest you in a banner ad for facebook?

Adum Sandlir?

Harvest Frankenmoon

Thetans gonna thete.

I don't have a problem with Xenu. He's just trying to make it on this crazy disc-shaped spiral of galactic dust, just like everyone else.

Puh-puh-please.

Yes.

Slant rhyme?