Does he have a neck?
AngryDad
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Get bent.
Good luck with that RoundUp Cancer.
Going to high school in the North Shore of Chicago during the eighties was basically a 4 year long John Hughes movie.
That's how @burningbush wrote the decablog?
Back in the 1980's, I was the toast of Wall Street. I was having whiskey with Boesky and cookies with Milken
It's BTO. They're Canada's answer to ELP. Their big hit was TCB.
That's how we talked in the '70s. We didn't have a moment to spare.
There was a zine in my high school that completely ripped all of the asshole teachers and students to shreds. It was hilarious, disgusting, libelous, pornographic, and got all of the contributors expelled. It was fucking awesome.
You mean like this: https://www.youtube.com/wat… ?
Livin' the Dream
“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.”
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those
little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a
Smurf. What's the point of living… if you don't have a dick?
Tearjerks?
The AVClub is the opiate of the masses!
Biggie was so fat, if he had survived, he would most likely be suffering from type II diabetes, hypertension, sleep apnea and gout.
What's that line at the end…maybe I'll sue for false arrest?
[insert Cosby joke]
Leave your mother out of this.
*gives Flag on the Moon the high hat*