*drinks whiskey from "makin' bacon in Arkansas" novelty shot glass*
AngryDad
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Spiderman in the sky
I can swing twice as high
Sodomizing farm animals?
Ass haters gonna ass hate. Or did you misspell "asseatery"?
Also, Dude, rice-dick is not the preferred nomenclature.
The 1 comment to 1 upvote ratio is also fairly suspicious. Of course, the pedantic nitpicking just makes him sound like an AVClub commenter.
Huh, usually x-rays are fairly painless.
In Hollywood, the cardinal rule is to keep them watching and to keep them coming back. The longer they watch, the more tickets they buy, and in the end, we get it all.
But enough about George W. Bush and John McCain…
"Strange Powers" by the Magnetic Fields
*does Seinfeld eyeroll*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
No, I'm you.
*releases dopamine into the collective unconscious*
Excellent avatar/comment synergy.
In Soviet Russia, mami goes ew!
Heh, heh, 69.
So her plan is fit into Jared's old pants?
Can't comment, batin'.