The Phantom Anus
Slowmo facials.
Metallic, knifey, moves really fast.
And the portions were small, too!
Am I the only one rooting for DeNiro the entire movie?
They didn't call it the AVClub until 1995, though.
I haven't been keeping up on 1995 week, but has anyone mentioned that this was the year AVClub was started?
Why does the invincible iroh man, the largest commenter, not simply eat the others?
But now she's famous enough to take a job away from a trained voice actor.
I turned it off at the dubstep.
He ran for president on the campaign slogan "the rich people are better than everyone else"?
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
That's some outfit, Skoey.
You're a good man, sister.
The cheaper the commenter, the gaudier the patter.
What a douche!
Drive cattle on any day but Shabbes?
You… you bungled it. You and your stupid attempt to buy it. Kemedov found out how valuable it was, no wonder we had such an easy time stealing it. You… you imbecile. You bloated idiot. You stupid fat-head you.
My penis also costs $179.99, measures 15 inches wide by 17 inches
tall and 3 inches thick, and, at 7.8 pounds, weighs as much as an
estimated 168.47 human souls.