Thanks Ogramma

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Woo-who. I accuse Goody Flanders!

Shove her!

Yes this always bugged me too. But the gag is good so I don't let it bug me too much.

Sorry, but this is a highly sophisti-ma-cated doo-whacky. If you don’t use it responsibly, ka-blammo!” Homer accidentally swings his fist into the transporter
Lisa: “Ow, someone just punched me in the face!”
Homer: “It was your mother.”

So, you finally left Derwood.
his name's Homer

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Die you chalk-faced goons!

What kind of a name is Todd Gak anyway?

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It's not necessary or wise to be naked.

Don't worry Fry, I'll pull some strings, see if we can't get you tried as a juvenile.

Why does Superman, the largest super friend, not simply eat the other five?

that is a low bar to clear

Well you've certainly embiggened this comment section with your cromulent argument

now who's being naive

then he'll become future Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, joining such esteemed men as John Marshall, Charles Evans Hughes, Warren Burger… mmm, burger

why don't you make me

The Dissolve
My fifteen minutes of fame are over

Hey! Wee bairn! Hie yer hits from me heath!

Al Jean, you may have run the show into the ground but thanks for this episode at least.