but dad I'm supposed to practice an hour a day

To Lisa: Never forget that your daddy loves, D'oh!

lousy traumatic childhood

If the writing doesn't improve they could bring aboard whoever they want and it will still be shite. But I am cautiously optimistic.

Yes I liked that Robot Chicken episode too.

The A.V. Club

Donald Trump: if you were running for President, he'd vote for you. (Provided you are a rich white conservative)

It's got Paul Anka's guarantee

It's an app!
- Admiral Akbar

With great funny stocky baldness comes great responsibility

People actually care about those where you come from?

How does it keep up with the news like that

That means a lot of Subway eaters are going to riot tonight when Jared is removed as spokesman.

I hate snake Jacque. I hate 'em!

Awful Senator is Awful Rich

Stupid whiny babies need the most attention

thanks to the Supreme Court, they can finally make the gay subtext just text

splice in some reaction shots of me and shove it on the air

Freedom, freedom, freedom oy!

Ambassador Moivin, you crushed my lawyer,
you're welcome
he defended me when no one else would. he was a good and honorable man
I request a satanic funeral
Crowd: Boooo