Dude, what the fuck? You're a dick.

Which makes me hope that Perry is the one who gets killed.

It was Celeste who said the kiss had been assault, which was really ironic (and sad).

Agh, how on earth does Josh Gad keep getting roles? Does he have a super agent or something?

I have an American coworker who is a very decent human being, and yet, he is a Trump supporter. It's such an interest case of cognitive dissonance. It truly boggles my mind.

Only Beyoncé can be spared of the waves of derision that would befall any other mortal for that horribly tacky picture.

House's Head is by far the best episode of the show.

Parenthood plus the pure existential dread he seemed to feel whilst covering Trump's race to the presidency really took their toll on him, cause he used to be pretty lean. He even looks shorter now!

I thought it was Taylor Swift!

Excuse me, that's Rogelio de la Vega! Use his full name, you unworthy, non-famous swine!

Melania ain't no Diana Mitford, that's for sure.

I love you so much right now, random internet person.

I've only seen a few episodes of this show, and I didn't quite understand what's so modern about their family: two of the main characters are a trophy wife and a stay-at-home mom, and you got your typical bimbo, self-centered teen, the snarky sister, the cold, abrasive father… Oh, and the adopted kid, who seems like…

I discovered a while ago that I don't like this person, and I really don't know why. Is it her bland acting? Her weird "I hate Jennifer Lawrence but I also wanna be her" vibe? Hmmm.

He has a baby to take care of, which is why he quit The Bugle. Fucking sad, yes, but dude's got his priorities straight.

Is the guy in the second picture Brendan Hines? I'm a sucker for anything that spurs my undying nostalgia for The Middleman.

This review sucks so fucking much; full of fucking spoilers. Fuck you, shitty reviewer.

"Is the whole world just gaslighting me?" has become my new favorite question. But yeah, He ain't that great, but apparently merely uttering those words makes you a moron who can't comprehend music.

The Bravery! I saw them live in… 2009? And they were awesome. What happened to those guys?

A real sweetheart, yes, but dumb as fuck. He has it coming, and not even because some witch said so, but because he's that dumb.