Ugh, I can't deny I'm quite disappointed she didn't kill him. I mean, Victor is no angel, but I cannot stand Clare at all. He's just so insufferably whiny and pretty fucking self-righteous for a fucking corpse.

Such a passive-agressive fuck. Well, as passive-agressive as a cold-blooded murderer can be, I guess. He's also tremendously egotistical and narcissistic, considering the fact he's always whining about how hideous and horrible he is. God, I hate John Clare with passion and I certainly hope Lily kills him.

I also wonder why Lily looks so normal and Clare so freakish. Did Victor use different procedures to bring them back?

Thanks! I don't know why everyone expects Vanessa to be the Sherlock Holmes of faces. Wait, that analogy doesn't make much sense. Eh, you get my point.

Good of you to get all up in arms on behalf of the population of an entire country on the count of a satirical joke directed at one dude.

As good a reason to be thrilled as any.

I'm sure people in Trinidad and Tobago would be thrilled to learn that many (presumably white) Americans seem to think of them as savages with zero sense of humor.

So, Selyse kills Melisandre and Brienne kills Stannis, right? Shireen had more ruler bone in her than her father, who just had a boner for the Iron Throne.

At the risk of sounding dumb, could you explain what genderfluid means? I don't want to google it, for I fear Tumblr might eat my computer.

Absolutely. Assuming that being raped will be her ultimate reason to get revenge reduces her to nothing more than a reactive victim and rids her of her fundamental motivations. From what I've read, people are just seeing her as "Raped Sansa" and not a Stark seeking to avenge her family.

But we don't know that yet. I don't think being raped is going to be Sansa's flag in her quest for revenge. Many horrible things have happened to her, and she's been on the brink of sexual abuse before, and this time around it was carried out completely, unfortunately. But Sansa isn't the naive child she once was, and…

But he was his brother. And he didn't even have the balls to kill him himself. I like Stannis and I sincerely hope he succeeds, but I'll never let that shit go.

I'll do my very best to use the expression "stab someone in the baby" whenever possible.

It's also used to refer exclusively to central and southamericans, even though, if we stick to the basic definition (relating to the language), the french and the portuguese are latin as well, and when have those folks been called "latinos" in real life, let alone on tv?

Eh, once you watch Nip/Tuck with your mother, you can pretty much watch anything with her.

My mom (yes, I watch GoT with my mom) has this crazy theory that Theon is just faking the whole Reek thing so his revenge is way more satisfying. I gotta say, his eavesdropping on Roose and Ramsay's conversation and then avoiding facing Sansa sort of supports that theory.

It's been a while since the last Bugle… I wonder if John is losing interest now that he has a much more powerful platform and that sweet HBO money.

Stupid shit. And by stupid shit, I mean awesome shit (dangerous birds of prey and animals thought to be imaginary tend to appear).

Enough was decent… enough.
(Sorry)

I agree with you, but that leaves me so confused about E. L. James.
*tells herself her disgust toward James is justified*