Girl on girl or guy on guy. I'm a heterosexual woman, but the man-woman porn is often so… crass and sometimes downright disturbing. The balance always seems off (things like oral sex come to mind); and it's usually a really beautiful woman with some icky-looking guy. I know that porn is aimed at men and thus most…

I don't know if it's just me, but I think most porn actors tend to look like convicted rapists. Male porn actors are probably the least sexy people in the world; I'd rather not get laid for years than bang one of those dudes.

It can be four things?

I believe Oliver was chosen because he was the only one who was both writer and performer.

Kanye West has always been and will always be a huge asshole, so whatever, but man, I will never understand why a woman like Beyonce married Jay Z. That dude is fucking hideous, like, I-would-make-my-kid-stare-at-his-face-for-hours-as-punishment hideous.

I don't hate them, I just don't like them. The same way I don't really dig Pink Floyd: I just don't. There are people who give me shit about it, saying that I haven't actually listened to them (be it Nirvana or Pink Floyd), but I have, and their appeal has never gotten to me. I'd say I'm pretty mainstream, so my lack…

Agh, that "duh doy" only makes me wanna see Gillian Jacobs in this movie. I want to see Gillian Jacobs everywhere, but, you know.

I've always thought that her name dictated her profession. If your name is Bedelia du Maurier, you're either a psychiatrist or a dominatrix. Or both.

Eh, I don't know, this review seems unnecessarily malicious. I admit I haven't seen the movie, but this "raw" review definitely makes me wanna watch it. I'm childish like that.

Vespertine is amazing.

Good. If she lives, she'll be like the anti Sean Bean or something.

Hey! Season 2 of Last Week Tonight, anybody?

I've only seen two or three episodes of Girls, and I found it incredibly boring and dull, but I do wonder if the hate it seems to get stems from its inherent blandness or from Dunham herself. I mean, I hear people all up in arms about how terrible Girls is, but I don't recall -correct me if I'm wrong- such spite…

That was definitely his finest moment.

Oh, thanks for that. I was begining to think The Middleman had been a figment of my imagination.

I prefer him as a political satirist cause he's fucking brilliant at it, but his acting skills do shine on Community. I wonder how different the show would be had Oliver accepted a regular role; Duncan fits perfectly in that group of lovable losers, and his chemistry with everyone, McHale in particular, is amazing.

I remember his interview with John Oliver; he kept asking him about his "success" with women throughout his life and after he joined TDS, saying that being on tv surely entitled him to sex with hot chicks or something along those lines. I mean, the guy actually asked John if it didn't make him angry that being a…

That scene between Jason and Eric? God, yes. The rest of the episode? Jesus, no.
Seriously, I honestly hope those sick vampires eat every single person in Bon Temps (except Lafayette), including motherfucking Sookie, who is indeed the worst. I hope they start with Lettie Mae, cause goddammit, fuck Lettie Mae.
This…

I like LDR; I give her credit for writing her own lyrics (quite a feat for a nowadays popstar) however dull and repetitive said lyrics may be -her fondness of over-romanticizing her creepy daddy issues is so icky-. I wouldn't say she's better than Katy Perry or Rihanna or Satan's gift to humanity, Taylor Swift, she…

Not necessarily a bad person. Questionable life choices? Sure, but I'd say the fault lies with the married person, the douche who gave their word to someone and failed to keep it.