No interest in hacked info but I'm worried some jerkoff will post spoilers. I guess I should stay off the internet for two days? Can I do that???

Farret face?

I think Frank fought in the Korean war. Fought? I meant cooked.

He probably just watched the Seinfeld episode about the nail salon.

The party Spicoli threw with his 7-11 reward money - Van Halen, dude!

Any Auntie Mame party!

That note that dude wrote to his wife was the stupidest I'll-soon-be-dead note. (Unless there was more on that register tape but it didn't seem like there was.)

Albus Severus Potter = ASP. So now we know the kid is the next Lord V. Teddy Lupin is so dead.

Or if they're Tony Rocky Horror.

I was just reading about the murder of Emmett Till in 1955. He was a 14 year old black youth murdered for 'flirting' with a white woman in Mississippi. After killing Till, the killers threw his body into the Tallahatchie river. So that reminded me of this song. I wonder if the Till story was an inspiration.

I don't know about the believing part being dumb but these movies are most definitely dumb.

I forgot about the gun as I was too perplexed by the random popping of popcorn when the arcade was (supposedly) empty.

Sorry, folks, it's all my fault. After the second season I totally forgot this show existed.

Uh oh, I may be doing this same thing to my own kids!

Never ever would have thought that was the title. thanks!

I love these story songs. So much so that I actually love the Richard Marx song about the girl that went walking by the river and never came back.

Shower scene and the howling scene in Porky's. I'm on the verge of laughing right now.

I hope the show manages to include In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida somehow.

That photo thing is really weird. Who carries around actual photos?

I hope you got some kind of hardship bonus for having to watch this.