Fair enough, I may have seen the quote out of context.

Man I just could never get into this show. The few times I watched it there wasn't anything biting, no new takes on anything. One clip I saw featured a couple of idiot "Nightly Show contributors" trying to tell Bill Nye that they knew better than him on matters of science. The show's position in this clip was that…

I'm concerned that Melissa McCarthy is becoming the female Adam Sandler. Madam Sandler.

Definitely the best episode of the season so far!

Do people realize that Britta was molested when she was 11?

Do people realize that Britta was molested when she was 11?

Me too, I wasted about 3 minutes on the AV club article for the site and I'll probably lose for it.

Google "urban matrimony and sandwich arts Pierce ranks marriages." Click the third result.   That's what I did. If I hadn't wasted time skimming the comments of that episode on the AV Club, I would have finished in about 2 minutes. Curse my luck.

I sent mine at 4:40, five minutes after the tweet was posted. Given that this is the internet, it was surely too slow by about four minutes.

Google "urban matrimony and sandwich arts Pierce ranks marriages." Click the third result. Welcome to the internet.

I've been staring at my computer for almost five hours. If I don't win, a single tear will fall from my eye.

Comments should be turned off here, in case anyone is dumb enough to post all the answers. The second one was really obscure, I'm hoping most people don't know that one.