"I… I know… what an octopus is…"

"Either… she froze time, met and married the man of her dreams, unfroze time and hopped back onto VidChat with you… or… you're the dog face.
Which do you think it is? I'm on the fence."

Eric Bachman? Dis is your mahm… an y-yu ah not mai baybee.

And Barron will become a real-life version of Muffy Crosswire.

Fuck no. Ricin doesn't work that fast.

I actually kind of feel sorry for Barron. His whole family consists of selfish, privileged twats, something he himself is bound to become sometime in the near future.

Even Hitler didn't sink to chucking his kids in the air.

I have my methods.

No, your kid.

Well, it was fun as fuck to me…

What if he Photoshopped the kid reading, too?

This is the happiest I've felt this entire year.

There's no way he'll top To Pimp a Butterfly. There's just no way.
Of course, that's what everybody said after good kid, m.A.A.d city, so who knows?

Did he seriously just bring fucking Trump into this?

It's not fucked up. You just don't get it. You have to view this comment section through a certain lens in order to really appreciate it.

You could also throw "is it okay to punch a Nazi?" in there.

Jake Lloyd? Hayden Christensen? Midichlorians?

Really enjoyed this show. It had kind of a shaky start, as it initially seemed like it was going to be just another half-assed attempt at an episodic action-comedy series (Leverage, White Collar, etc.). Alas, I was pleasantly surprised at how thoroughly it broke away from that tired trope of a genre.
And the acting,…

The scene where Steven totally loses it in the ship… Jesus.
Zach Callison has some serious talent. That shit damn near wrecked me.

Yes. Yes, it is.