It must have been a piece of cake to do that, too.

BATTER TO DEATH HIM.

One thing is for certain: This is sure as hell better than the ungodly mess that was "The Abominable Bride."

My sister's reaction to this awful news? "Well, maybe if she had taken better care of herself, this wouldn't have happened."

Yeah, that really caught me off guard. There's no way in hell it's only been two weeks since the beginning of the show.

Yeah, Principal Vagina was hilarious in that episode.

Yes, it does. But I don't think that really makes up for how "meh" the majority of the episode is. To me, at least.

"Get Schwifty" is the only episode I can say I didn't really care for. It wasn't that funny, and the whole Ice-T thing was like something out of a weak episode of South Park.
And the fact that it came right after what is arguably the series' best episode to date ("Total Rickall") makes it even more disappointing.

I got the limited edition box set of William Basinski's The Disintegration Loops.
Fuck yeah.

That's true. Those sites are pretty fucking awful, too.

Good idea.
And by the way, if you value your own sanity, do not look at a Yahoo! News comments section. Everybody there has absolutely no grip on reality whatsoever. And they completely lack basic human decency, too.
Trust me. Don't let curiosity get the better of you.

So a 55-year-old is raging on Facebook like a ten-year-old on Xbox Live.
People like this deserve to lose their jobs.

I really, truly can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
If you're not, I will say this:
No. No, they are not.
Just imagine a comments section where anybody, and I mean anybody who says something even remotely rational gets spammed and downvoted to fucking hell.
Yes, that describes most comments sections. But it's ten…

Not to mention Riff Raff.
But nobody gives a shit about him anyway, so whatever.

I'm sure you can imagine just what the fuck the Yahoo! News commenters have to say about this.

Good point.

Just wait until she plays the "my account was hacked" card. That'll be fucking rich.

Leon didn't censor it. The A.V. Club did, for some reason.

And fuck 2016.

Welp, there goes another one.
This year is the fucking worst.