Holy shit, it does look like him.

"Moves Like Jagger" is alright, if only for its (minimal) catchiness.
And I actually kind of like "This Love".

I personally think Train is even worse than Nickelback. Nickelback is just boring and obnoxious. Train, on the other hand, has some of the absolute worst lyrics I have ever heard in my life. Such as:
"Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brain."
"Hefty bag to hold my love."
"Can you imagine no love,…

As horrible as this song is, it's still not as bad as pretty much every Train song ever.

I haven't even seen Avatar, and I have no interest in seeing it.
Besides, nobody even seems to give a shit about it anymore.

This is like something straight out of a Robot Chicken sketch.

Same with my dad.

Lucky you.

What a fucking idiot.

That's exactly what my dad said the other day. Damn near word-for-word.
I'm honestly embarrassed to be his son.

Exactly. And they seem to think that the only reason there hasn't been an epidemic of rapes in public restrooms is because of the "Ladies" sign. Like an actual fucking crazy-ass rapist is going to give two shits about whether or not there's a fucking sign there.
I'm ashamed to be living in North Carolina.

My whole family is on the right-wing side of this "issue." Every time it's brought up, I have to hear their bullshit arguments that pretty much amount to "Ewww, I don't want people with penises in the bathroom with me! Guh-ross!"
Same sort of shit every time there's a gay or lesbian character in a show we're watching.…

That happens to me sometimes, too. For months I read Linda Cardellini's name as "Linda Cardinelli."

YES.
FINALLY.

Man, it's like finding out Jesus knew karate.
Imagine that, Stan.
Karate Jesus.

The re-stabbing bit damn near killed me.
This scene is just genius.

I didn't think I could like Alex Hirsch any more than I already did.
Seriously, this is like the extra icing on the already profusely iced cake.

I can't help but read "the cocksucker fired me" with Al Swearengen's voice in my head.

Fuck me, even his unreleased material albums are better than most rappers' studio efforts.

The URL for this page says "adventure-time-sends-finn-his-most-terrifying-dung".
What the actual fuck.