That sounds like something from Archer.
c wut i did thar

I'm gonna keep watching it because I'm waiting for it to get ANY better. I mean, AT ALL. But every week so far has been a disappointment, what with the stilted dialogue, confusing/ridiculous plot points, and half-assed acting (I am no longer convinced that Ben McKenzie is even a decent actor after last night's…

Oh, I see what you did there.

When did Kenny the neo-Nazi become a priest?

…No.

Doesn't Batman glide while he's in the air (like a bat), thus preventing virtually all potential damage he could do to his body if he hit the ground from a straight drop?

You, sir, have won the Internet.

DIPPING STICKS, SKYLER.

Batman is a superhero. Though he doesn't have any special powers, superheroes are SUPPOSED to be able to do unusual stuff like that (especially with something like the Batsuit). That's half of what makes them superheroes.
A weather balloon is NOT supposed to somehow resist any and all wind and drop a body in the same…

I shit you not, my sister just told me that if Batman can jump from a 200-story building and survive, then I should believe that a body sent up with a weather balloon can land in the exact same fucking spot that it was sent up from.
Fuck her.

Alright, I'll admit that he does a decent job, but that's it.
Okay, MAYBE the guy who plays Cobblepot.

Because Gordon always has to be a hero. Bullock wouldn't do it because he's the GRUFF, SHTOIC ASHHOLE.
God, this blows.

I'MNAHWERRINHUCKEEHPAAAAAZ

Are there ANY good actors in this show? I mean, sure, all they have to work with is painfully contrived "dialogue", so *nobody* could make this shit good, but… FUCK.

I think the old lady was hit by the falling silhouette from the Mad Men title sequence, and the actual balloon body landed somewhere in fucking Cincinnati. So maybe.

So there are STILL imitators.
Damn blue dye.

RICIN.
THE END

Jesus, you're like CopperCab with South Park.

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOO

Whenever they were on screen, this is all that went through my head: