FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuu

Recipe for disaster?

Honestly, I'm going to keep watching this show. Not just because I hope it gets, you know, good, but the campiness is actually pretty damn fun to watch.

Oh, and I keep forgetting that Selina Kyle is Catwoman. It's so nice of the writers to constantly remind me at every fucking turn!

"Where are the children?
Where are they?
WHAAAAAAIRAAARRRRTHAAAAY"

Where. Were the other drugs. Going. Fuckface.

WHAIRSH THE BATMAN
WHAIRRRIZSCHEEEEEEE

NO.
ON THE DRIVEWAY.

I'M THE FUCKIN' BOSS

Yeah, well AT LEAST I'VE GOT DIPPING STICKS.

SHARP-SHOE-TER
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

Ben McKenzie somehow reminds me of Russell Crowe, Brad Pitt, and Edward Norton all at once.

Methuselah's death scene ought to be made into a gif. That part made me cry with laughter.

And a prosecutor named Saul Badwoman.
I'm sorry. I truly am.

Or it could just be The Police on their tails.

Yeezus.
At the #1 spot.
*Crawl Space laugh*