I sure hope it points out that us women had it rough in The Bible.

John's British accent gets me so wet. I cannot explain it.

Oh no, the masturbating bear! Someone call Betsy DeVos!

♪ The ring came off my pudding can ♪

Conan gets me so hot. I wanna chow down on that fire crotch!

Donald Trump looks like Macaulay Culkin ate a couch.

He was no Jimmy Pardo short

No comedy chops? Obviously you have not seen Feig in the film Heavyweights

That's pretty much the motivation of any director. For instance, every night Mel Brooks returned home from a day of making hit comedies, Anne Bancroft greeted him with a sweet sweet BJ.

Spicer is a combination of Jerry from Parks & Rec, Gil from The Simpsons, and Vincent Adultman from BoJack

I liked Ghostbusters: Who Ya Gonna Call? but it needed more Kate McKinnon!

That's Suits McGoo on the right.

I always thought he was kinda cute for an old guy ;)