Actually, given the timeframe, Garfield may be a more apt comparison.

Tim Burton.

"the show doesn’t 'plan to kill off characters like Burns and Flanders but will recast with the finest voiceover talent available.'"

"The Simpsons are going to Baltimore!"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

There's no such thing as effective creepypasta.

there are five chief wiggums now for some reason, each variation more grotesque than the last

a full half-hour of krusty the clown sobbing inconsolably while stumbling around an empty house

Maybe this'll give the writers an excuse to drive the show even further off the rails in a way that's actually sort of fascinating instead of just depressing.

Thank you, beardude. Thank you.

Wait, did yardbystep get deleted?

"There are dozens of us!"

something something margin of error

wait what

wow, what an asshole

I mean, we're basically just living through a more sophisticated variation on the "shop for a better world" mentality that's been the staple of just-barely-engaged yuppie liberalism for decades, but I like to think that for every ten people who just regurgitate tabloid-feminist Jezebel bullshit, there are at least one…

I know I'm gonna regret asking this, but where did the term "hugbox" originate? I feel like I'd want one, whatever it is. Hugs are nice.

I can pretty much guarantee you it's a "sir".

Mystified
Rape
Apologists

On the evidence of all the insults you've been dishing out so far… not really, no.