Not that there's any danger of this happening again, but the top of that list should be motherfucking All Star by Smash Mouth.

IT'S TWO AND A HALF HOURS LONG

Completely useless trivia: four years after Because I Got High came out, Afroman put out a double-album called Afroholic. Really, just sit with that for a moment.

B-Pat!

So… um… has anyone tried this with a porn site yet?

HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT THE BEST IDEA. Cast Weird Al as Bob in the Twin Peaks reboot.

He's 33 and 1/3, actually.

I say it's all
just wind in sails

I am going to be one of those commenters who replies just to tell you he likes Babycakes.

I dunno about you, but Party Rock Anthem is totally my breakup jam.

Really? How would you know which wri- wait a second.

Yeah, at the end of the day, Reznor was always more of an '80s synth-pop boy than an industrial fetishist. I hear way more Gary Numan, Soft Cell and Depeche Mode in his music than, say, Ministry or Skinny Puppy (though he clearly took some cues from them as well).

Still not as bad as Henry Kissinger on The Colbert Report.

"I wonder if a fall from this height would kill me."

I have been to four parties that turned into orgies seemingly at random. FOUR!

This is the only comment in the whole thread that I upvoted and I'm starting to wonder if I'm a bad person.

I'm pretty sure Sean Hannity lubes himself up with mayonnaise.

Oh man. You're in for a real treat.

I dunno, I feel like the tone of this article is "Delonge is a numbskull, but in a way that's sort of vaguely charming". I feel like that's accurate.

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